July 2012
The definitive review of 50 Shades, complete with... →
tesseralharmonics:
someauthorgirl:
Kudos to this person for surviving the experience and retaining enough brain cells to come up with reaction gifs.
“There comes a time when every life goes off course. In this desperate moment you...”
– Lucas Scott (One Tree Hill)
June 2012
Shit Fitblr say part 2:
Fitblr: How do you not put peanut butter in everything you eat? It peanut butter!
Fitblr: Jillian Micheals is such a bitch!.....God I love her.
Fitblr: No I don't need a fork for my food. Give me my camera phone first!
Fitblr: How do my shoes have holes in them already?
Fitblr: I don't want to talk right now I'm a hour behind my eating schedule.
Fitblr: *Commercial Break* time to do some crunches.
Fitblr: Mom I'm not a lesbian just let me explain those girls on my dash.
Fitblr: *after workout* omg I'm so tired and sweaty....photo time!
Fitblr: I don't care that you're sick why the hell did you take my last green tea packet?!
Fitblr: Yes I'm going to eat again it's been 3 hours already!
Fitblr: Who deleted my recording of the biggest loser?!
Fitblr: I only drank 4 glasses of water today! I'm so dissapointed in myself.
Fitblr: I do understand it's my birthday,but I'm going to go to the gym anyway.
Fitblr: Sorry I can't. I'm working out right now.
2 tags
“But most critically, sweet, never try to change the narrative structure of...”
– Marisha Pessl, Special Topics in Calamity Physics (via amandaonwriting)
“So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier...”
– Hunter S. Thompson
“But what was and is really striking about the anti-reformers is their cruelty....”
– The Real Winners - Paul Krugman nails it (via drumsnwhistles)
