The definitive review of 50 Shades, complete with... →
tesseralharmonics: someauthorgirl: Kudos to this person for surviving the experience and retaining enough brain cells to come up with reaction gifs.
There comes a time when every life goes off course. In this desperate moment you...– Lucas Scott (One Tree Hill)
Shit Fitblr say part 2:
Fitblr: How do you not put peanut butter in everything you eat? It peanut butter!
Fitblr: Jillian Micheals is such a bitch!.....God I love her.
Fitblr: No I don't need a fork for my food. Give me my camera phone first!
Fitblr: How do my shoes have holes in them already?
Fitblr: I don't want to talk right now I'm a hour behind my eating schedule.
Fitblr: *Commercial Break* time to do some crunches.
Fitblr: Mom I'm not a lesbian just let me explain those girls on my dash.
Fitblr: *after workout* omg I'm so tired and sweaty....photo time!
Fitblr: I don't care that you're sick why the hell did you take my last green tea packet?!
Fitblr: Yes I'm going to eat again it's been 3 hours already!
Fitblr: Who deleted my recording of the biggest loser?!
Fitblr: I only drank 4 glasses of water today! I'm so dissapointed in myself.
Fitblr: I do understand it's my birthday,but I'm going to go to the gym anyway.
Fitblr: Sorry I can't. I'm working out right now.
But most critically, sweet, never try to change the narrative structure of...– Marisha Pessl, Special Topics in Calamity Physics (via amandaonwriting)
So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier...– Hunter S. Thompson
But what was and is really striking about the anti-reformers is their cruelty....– The Real Winners - Paul Krugman nails it (via drumsnwhistles)